Here is today’s tortilla-flavoured gag of the day. Unfortunately it’s racist but, hey, I’m a collator of news. Not a machinator. I also just made that word up.
A wife sends her husband to the local market for Cheese. The husband goes to the market and sees this block of cheese rolling down the street so he picks it up and takes it home to his wife. His wife asks him what the hell kind of cheese is this. “Nacho cheese” the man replies. She says “Nacho cheese, how do you know this is nacho cheese?” The man replies, “the little black boy running behind me saying ‘that’s nacho cheese, that’s nacho cheese!”
The only way is up in terms of comedic nacho humour. Christ.