The minute they put the nachos on the table, everybody becomes an enemy because there’s all different kinds of nachos. Do you ever see those naked ones around the perimeter? Then, there’s that one big Powerball nacho that somehow is connected to all the other nachos on the plate — it’s like the Kevin Bacon of nachos.
– Bob Marley (source here)
(Yes, Bob Marley was a friend of Kevin Bacon. I don’t see what the problem is)