Yes, it was a long time coming.
There’s only so long one can bandy about such terms as “golden triangles” and “bald chos” before things need to be explained. Hopefully this won’t get out of control and become a recognised dialect requiring a 300 page phrasebook but you never know. Check out the all new Nacho Times Nacho Glossary if you start feeling linguistically out of your depth.
And, of course, if there are any terms that have been missed off the list, alert me immediately.